By popular demand…
How well do you know The Phantom Tollbooth?
If you don’t recall ordinance 175389-j, let me remind you. “It shall be unlawful, illegal, and unethical to think, think of thinking, surmise, presume, reason, meditate, or speculate while you are in the Doldrums. Anyone breaking this law shall be severely punished.” Seeing as how you are not in the Doldrums, disregard this message and rather think of “birds that swim and fish that fly. Think of yesterday’s lunch and tomorrow’s dinner. Think of words beginning with J and numbers that end in three.” Maybe then your “wheels will begin to turn,” and you will find this test BEYOND EXPECTATIONS.
…and yes, I’m taking my own test again. But it’s to make sure it works properly for you folks.