Where, oh where, is Luna Lovegood when you need a good butterbeer cork necklace to go with radish earrings like this gem?
I cannot emphasize strongly enough that I actually did receive this unedited, unaltered message, as a spam email today. This is something I actually received, there is absolutely no Bonjee creativity involved here. It is verbatim, copy and paste. Oh, and do be aware—because this is the actual text of a spam message, don’t give any of your data or sign up for anything should you visit the linked page. It is not from me, nor do I endorse anything there.
Still, the writing here makes me look over my shoulder for the presence of a Western Onion writer. I will restrain from any commentary (though my mind races—it truly races, I tell you!)
|From:||Old Witchcraft Secrets|
|Sent:||Wednesday, February 07, 2007 11:45 AM|
|Subject:||Old Witchcraft Secrets – make your wildest dreams come true|
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