Hogwarts@purdue.edu : a clipping from the Quibbler

Where, oh where, is Luna Lovegood when you need a good butterbeer cork necklace to go with radish earrings like this gem?

I cannot emphasize strongly enough that I actually did receive this unedited, unaltered message, as a spam email today. This is something I actually received, there is absolutely no Bonjee creativity involved here. It is verbatim, copy and paste. Oh, and do be aware—because this is the actual text of a spam message, don’t give any of your data or sign up for anything should you visit the linked page. It is not from me, nor do I endorse anything there.

Still, the writing here makes me look over my shoulder for the presence of a Western Onion writer. I will restrain from any commentary (though my mind races—it truly races, I tell you!)

From: Old Witchcraft Secrets
Sent: Wednesday, February 07, 2007 11:45 AM
To: Subscriber
Subject: Old Witchcraft Secrets – make your wildest dreams come true

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3 thoughts on “Hogwarts@purdue.edu : a clipping from the Quibbler

  1. You know, my Purdue email has a preview pane set up, and I was just skimming through mail to see whether I had any sob stories from stressing students (say that five times fast!), and this was opened in the pane. Jessica & Netty (two of my office mates) and Erin (who was happening by) were all greatly entertained as I continued to read this well-crafted scam.

    No, I don’t normally read my spam. But this one captured me. Darn entertaining, too.

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